I support the gays. They ve evolved. They don t have marriage, they have something better -- something called civil union. I m actually jealous; I would like to have a civil union with a woman. That way, when we separate, I don t have to use the ugly word divorce. I can be like, Look, sweetie, I don t want a divorce. I simply would like to secede from the union -- then join the confederacy of banging other bitches.