It s always better when a girl breaks up with a guy because then it s over in five minutes. Because then, the guy just says his peace, which is, You suck, and that s it -- it s over. But when a guy breaks up with a girl, you need an entire afternoon for it because there s going to be questioning and witnesses and forms to fill out. You re girlfriend turns into a lawyer. She s like: Is it not true that you said we would be together forever? I don t recall saying that.