you sleep with your eyes open.
you have to watch videos in fast-foward.
the only time you re standing still is during an earthquake.
you ve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
you chew on other people s fingernails.
the nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
you can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
you can jump-start your car without cables.
you don t sweat, you percolate.
you walk twenty miles on your tread mill before you realize it s not plugged in.
you forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
you ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
instant coffee takes too long.
you channel surf faster without a remote.
you don t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
you help your dog chase its tail.
you answer the door before people knock.
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