Passionate kiss, like spider s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
War doesn t determine who s right. War determines who s left.