God created earth, and it was good. Then God created woman, and it was better. Then, one day, Eve said, "God, I m bored what can you do for me?"
And God said in response, "I ll tell you what, I ll make you a man, he ll cook, clean, be nice, sensitive, sweet, and even open doors for you. He ll be every thing you ever wanted in a man. But you have to do one thing,"
Eve asked curiously, "What?"
God said, "You have to get him to believe that I made him first."