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篇名: Types of Sex
作者: nicky 日期: 2011.04.01  天氣:  心情:

Three Types of Sex

There are three types of sex in a marriage. The first one is Kitchen Sex. This is when you are newlyweds, and you re still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime - but mostly the kitchen.

The second type is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have settled down a bit and probably have kids, so you can t do it anywhere except the bedroom.

The third type of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you pass each other in the hall and say, Screw you.

But there s also a fourth kind called Courtroom Sex. This is when you are getting a divorce and you try to screw each other in public.
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