THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under a car s hood. For a male: The strap fastener on a woman s bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one s self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one s girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.
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