"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you re anxious to meet people who do." Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State)
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone
"I discovered I scream the same way whether I m about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." Axel Rose (Guns n Roses)
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)