I m not good at drinking; I just become another person. Like last year, I went out drinking, and I met this girl and she gave me her number, but the next day I didn t even want to call her. I didn t feel like she met me, I felt like she met Two-Drink Nick. It s totally different. Two-Drink Nick enjoys dancing and knows a magic trick. Zero-Drink Nick enjoys biographies and has serious opinions about wildlife.