# you sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
# You turn off the lights for economical reasons, not romantic ones.
# You read the obituaries to find eligible women.
# Old ladies offer to help you cross the street.
# Everything hurts and what doesn t hurt, doesn t work.
# A beautiful girl walks by and nothing happens.
# You have all the answers but nobody is asking you the questions.
# You sit in a rocking chair and can t get it going.
# All the names in your little black book end with MD.
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