I m like, You wastin all this money on this woman. You can t touch her; you can t take her home -- what are you gettin out of this? So, he try to tell me, like it s logical: Well, for me, strippers -- they fulfill a fantasy. So I asked him, Well, have you ever tried wavin that same three, four hundred dollars in front of your own woman? Oh, they quiet now. You put out $500, your girl gonna do some freaky things, trust me! Trust me! You won t even recognize her... Not only will you get a fantasy, you might get some groceries, too.