A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to
Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young
woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are interested in each because
they are giving each other "looks." Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There
is a sound of the smack of a kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.
The grandmother is thinking to herself: "It was very brash for that young man to kiss my
granddaughter, but I m glad she slapped him." The General manager is setting there thinking: "I
didn t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn t missed him
when she slapped and hit me!"
The young woman was sitting and thinking: "I m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother
had not slapped him!" The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to
himself: "Life at Boeing is good.
How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his General manager all at
the same time!!!!!
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A Dirty Fork
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.
The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I m sorry, sir, but I am blind and can t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous
customer. I ll smell it and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He
returns to the blind man s table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and
takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that s what I ll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner s
wife. He tells her what had just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I m the blind man."
"I m sorry, I didn t recognize you. I ll go get you a dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I ll take the macaroni and
cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his
wife that the next time the blind man comes in he s going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."
Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is
ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes adeep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn t know that Mary
worked here..."
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