一位顧客慢條斯里的在餐廳中用餐,然後他吃水果,抽香煙。 當侍者把帳單送上時,他摸了摸口袋, 假裝驚慌失措的說: 「糟糕,我的錢包不見了。」 侍者面無表情的問:「真的嗎?」 於是,他把這個男人帶到門 口,大聲命令他:「蹲下。」 然後用力一腳,把他踢到門外。 這時,坐在另一張桌上的一個顧客, 自動的走到門口,同樣的 蹲下來, 然後回頭對侍者說: 「結帳。」 ............................................................................................ ........................................................................................................ Previously, in a conservative and closed country, There are married couples, but do not know how to have sex pregnancy and children, Then his wife asked her mother how they secretly love Mother will secretly gave an A piece of Japan to the daughter, So they contented waiting for good news; did not think three years after a pregnant daughter no avail, So they secretly looking for her daughter to her mother asked. Mother: daughter! A mother gave you the piece you have just do it? Daughter: there ah! Mom: Nani pregnant how did it? Good! You any longer to make a husband to me. So the couple has been very hard up in front of mother Finally, the husband is very happy Relax shot in the face of his wife ....