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篇名: Why Some Men Ha
作者: 火星放牧的象	日期: 2010.12.30　　天氣: 　心情:

1.?? The later you come home the more [UTF-8?]excited?
[UTF-8?]your?dogs are to see you.
你愈晚回家牠越興奮

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
你錯喊另外一頭狗的名字牠也不會介懷

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
你撒得滿地都是牠很高興

4. A dog's parents never visit.
牠的父母永遠不會來訪

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
你提高啜子強烈表態牠不反感

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
你永不須要等呀等的,狗狗永遠隨時準備好出門

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
你喝醉了狗狗覺得你很有趣

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
狗狗很喜歡打獵和釣魚 ?

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would
you get another dog?'
狗狗不會半夜把你推醒問你牠死了你會不會找另外一條狗

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
狗狗生了孩子你可以登個廣告把孩子打發掉

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling
you a pervert.
狗狗會乖乖讓你套個項圈而不會說你變態

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They
just think it's interesting.
狗狗從你身上嗅到別的狗的味道不但不會生氣還會覺得很有趣

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
狗狗很喜歡坐小貨車的後座

And last, but not [UTF-8?]least:? 最後,但很重要:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
狗狗離開你時絕不會分掉你的家財呢!?

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