Hope this joke lighten your day!!!
There was a guy sunbathing in the nude.He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."
有個傢伙在海灘上進行全裸日光浴
看到有個小女孩朝他走過來
他便用手邊正在閱讀的報紙遮住重點部位
小女孩走近,問他
報紙下面是什麼?
臨機一動,他說 一隻鳥 .
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. police asked him what happened.The guy says, "I don t know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I m here."
小女孩就走開了,這傢伙跟著便睡著了
待他醒來,發現自己正躺在醫院,處於極度痛苦中
警察正問他發生什麼事ㄌ
他回答, 我不知道！我本來躺在沙灘上,
有個小女孩跑來問我問題,我想接著我就失去知覺,
然後我人就進醫院啦.
The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke it s neck, cracked it s eggs, and set it s nest on fire!"
警察回到沙灘上找到小女孩,問
妳對那個裸體的人做了什麼?
停了會兒,小女孩說, 我對他沒做什麼
我只是跟他的鳥玩,但他的鳥對我吐口水
所以我扭斷它的脖子,打破它的蛋,
放火燒了它的窩.
Moral of the story........................
故事的教訓是...........
never lie to kids.
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